by Orlando C. Fernando
May 14, 1999
10) "You killed the cook, and now the soup's on you."
9) "You checked in...but you didn't pay the rent."
8) "You had all the cards, but forgot how to play."
7) "You played Quake, now prepare to meet your Doom."
6) "You're non 2000 compliant. Time to go back to zero."
5) "After your birth they broke the mold, now I break it again!"
4) "You were once the victor. Here come the spoils."
3) "Your mind games are over. I failed Psychology."
2) "The jiggy is up, homeboy."
1) "No comprendo, baby!"
Copyright 2001 by Orlando C. Fernando.
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