by Orlando C. Fernando
Sept 3, 1998
10) If sick, cars can slump around a repair shop for a few days.
9) Cars got so many mirrors, but still have blind spots according to drivers.
8) Test drives are always much funner than when the car is owned.
7) Cars thrive on power trips.
6) Cars constantly use gas.
5) If they don't start up in the morning, they're left to sleep for the day.
4) The older ones are always the best. ;)
3) The driver abusing the car is tolerated, but the car abusing the driver means a total recall.
2) They too have clubs, hoods, flashers, stereo blasters, and cup holders.
1) Hard to maintain, easy to replace.
Copyright 1998 by Orlando C. Fernando. This page is for personal use only and not for reselling nor distribution to people outside his intended audience.