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The "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Drinking Game

by Orlando C. Fernando

updated: January 15, 2000

The premise of this game is similar to other television/movie drinking games over the INTERNET. You must drink the amount indicated for each activity mentioned below. This game is, of course, made up and for humor purposes only, so don't really do this at home, folks! ;)
  • Whenever someone "doesn't know how it feels..." 1 sip
  • Giles isn't 100% sure of what he's talking about. 1 sip
  • Giles is in the library. 1 sip
  • A crossbow is available. 1 sip
  • The Bronze needs renovation. 1 sip
  • Amy is a mouse. 1 sip
  • Dust is made. 1 sip
  • Sarah McClaughlin gets royalties. 1 sip
  • Xander says "I have a terrific idea!" 1 drink
  • Angel changes. 1 drink
  • There's a "very special Buffy". 1 drink
  • Buffy dresses fully. 1 drink
  • It is daytime. 1 drink
  • Buffy ditches her "slayerettes".1 drink
  • Someone goes to Los Angeles. 1 drink
  • A character is introduced with a common American name. 2 drinks
  • A screaming teenager lives. 2 drinks
  • For each main character that wasn't a vampire. 2 drinks
  • Angel doesn't know what's going on. 2 drinks
  • Willow translates. 2 drinks
  • Whenever there is "much time to do something". 1 whole keg
  • Angel dresses in color. 1 whole keg
  • Xander has a normal girlfriend. 1 whole keg
  • Buffy's mom has any normal friend. 1 whole keg
  • Willow fails searching on the INTERNET. 1 whole keg
  • Cordelia does her laundry. 1 whole keg
  • Oz speaks a paragraph. 1 whole keg
  • Giles keeps books in English. 1 whole keg
  • Police patrol the streets. 1 whole keg
  • A gun is available. 1 whole keg

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