by Orlando C. Fernando
December 12, 2000
"...Christmas good excuse to hang laundry by fireplace."
"...Mistletoe wonderful ice-breaker."
"...'Snow' from person's dry head no melt on carpet."
"...Reindeer caught in tree become permanent fixture."
"...Parents' toy rush more deadly than Genghis Khan."
"...Wreath make bad hula hoop."
"...Ornament in hand worth 2 dropped on floor."
"...Wish list o'er a mile mean Santa lap out of style."
"...Duster, size 4 dress, one bath ball: the gifts of 3 wives' men."
"...Santa down live fireplace roast chestnuts on open fire."
Copyright 2001 by Orlando C. Fernando.
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