by Orlando C. Fernando
December 10, 2000
10) Hillary Clinton has the NYPD to watch over Bill.
9) The weekly excitement of Gore gaining 3 more votes...
8) The media obsessions: Love affairs and marijuana out; censorship and lesbianism
in.
7) We've found a drama to combine CNN with CourtTV.
6) Deceased candidates get decided quicker than live ones.
5) Ballots should be designed like bingo cards.
4) Chads and dimples don't refer to Florida residents.
3) Quayle has a chance in 2004 if he joins the Reform party.
2) Wait, is this 9 so far or 10?
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