by Orlando C. Fernando
March 20, 2000
10) Person under the age of 50 wins an achievement award.
9) The Academy forgets to invite Billy Crystal.
8) Dance number costs reduced by getting Donny and Marie.
7) The pairs of presenters have similar attractiveness.
6) The pairs of presenters have similar IQs.
5) Acceptance speeches reduced to "Director...Mom...God."
4) New category: Best Supporting Bra in a Picture
3) Teleprompter stolen; cue card boy murdered.
2) Leonardo Decaprio manages to break into the ceremony.
1) Awards get auctioned on E-bay.
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