by Orlando C. Fernando
July 14, 2000
10) When making an important point, turn away from them and walk toward
the window.
9) Repeat everything you said yesterday to someone again, they may forget.
8) High school students seem older than my uncle.
7) Getting injured and boarded in a ski cabin is an excellent way to
meet your lover.
6) Secretaries are useless. Just enter the vice president's door to
see her.
5) All business calls can wait.
4) Anyone can purchase and master a gun within hours.
3) If things fail between you and your girlfriend, date her daughter!
2) For every family with child, there's another child, grown daughter,
or twin cousin that was lost at birth.
1) Treasure your children, because they'll change bodies, change faces,
and grow up three times their age in a year!
Copyright 2001 by Orlando C. Fernando. This page is for personal use only and not for reselling nor distribution to people outside his intended audience.