by Orlando C. Fernando
October 2, 1999
10) Spin the other way really fast.
9) Shut Joan Rivers up.
8) Extend your hand, maybe it just wants to be friends.
7) Hold a meteorologist hostage until she changes the forecast.
6) Find religion.
5) Got those ruby red shoes? Click like hell!
4) Shut Joan Rivers up.
3) Barricade with dozens of cows and trailer homes.
2) Get into a Department of Motor Vehicles; its building occupants will
NEVER move.
1) Two words: Crazy Glue.
Copyright 2001 by Orlando C. Fernando.
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