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Top 10 Rejected Star Trek Pick-Up Lines

by Orlando C. Fernando

July 23, 2000

10) Stardate I-8-1-2-69.
9) So...destroy much?
7) Your molecular structure is quite suitable for human amusement.
6) If the Enterprise goes down, can we too?
5) I'm not really a trekkie, Star Wars is my thing.
4) My pointy ears are happy to see you.
3) You really stand out...OK, I know we all wear the same uniforms...
2) Do you find my human form attractive?
1) Hi, I'm Patrick Stewart.


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