by Orlando C. Fernando
December 10, 2000
10) Rudolph demands cosmetic nose surgery.
9) Christmas shopping from September; "Back to School" sales bumped to January.
8) Elves on strike: "Bigger wages for smaller people!"
7) The little drummer boy wants a solo.
6) Reindeer get frequent flyer mileage.
5) Mr. Freezemeiser and Mr. Heatmeiser on a TV sitcom.
4) Lawyers criticize "Miracle on 34th Street" as court injustice.
3) Santa ticked off about no retirement package.
2) Couples screwed by Cupid because it's the reindeer one: next Jerry Springer!
1) Santa misses some kids' homes, refers them to E-bay.
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