Laughter should be a part of your life like food, water, and sleep. This world is too full of complications and letdowns to take everything in life seriously. You have to laugh. You have to enjoy the oddities that happen around us. Click on any of the options to check out my humor.

last updated: June 13, 2003

Top 10+ Lists Top 10 Ways Christmas Evolved in 2000 Top 10 Things We Learned from Election 2000 Top 10 Rejected Ideas for "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?" Top 10 Rejected Star Trek Pick-Up Lines Top 10 Pointers I Learned from American Soap Operas Top 10 Rejected Titles for the Movie Twister (author anonymous) Top 10 Nicknames for Pauly Shore Top 10 Rejected Launch Names for Windows '98 Top 10 Reasons Books are Better Than Movies Top 10 Reasons Women Could Replace Men With Cars Top 15 Generation-X Bands & Their Hits Top 10 Excuses for My Slow Page Updates Top 10 Rejected Arnold Schwarzenegger Lines Before Killing Top 10 Ways to Survive a Tornado Top 10 Rejected Politically Correct Terms Top 10 Future Predictions of Oscar Snafus Parodies and Spoofs I Did it For the Cookie (Limp Bizkit "Nookie" song parody; author anonymous) 894 KB mp3 file Moronic ("Ironic" song parody) "Return of the Dorks" (author: Conan O' Brian TV show) [temporarily unavailable] 17 MB zipped Windows Media file, PG13 (adult blurred gesture, light sexual innuendo) clip from late night talk show in which a dog puppet pokes hilarious fun at Star Wars fans waiting days in front of a theater for "Attack of the Clones" premier. "Whazzup?" Budweiser/Superfriends commercial spoof (author anonymous) 4765 KB zipped avi file Drinking Games The Action Movie Drinking Game "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Drinking Game

Miscellaneous Orlando's Home Page Quote Archive Too Addicted To BusinessSpeak! Cell Phone Etiquette What if Restaurants Were Run By... Winter Gaffs from the North Stuff We Learned from TV and Movies Off in a Distant Planet Confusious Orlando Say... Confusious Orlando Say...: Christmas Edition Outside Links Trigger Happy TV Hand Karate PG-13, adult gesture Tech Support Humor 1 actual stories of computer illiterate customers calling their technical support about various computer problems. Tech Support Humor 2 categories of tech support calls, including "Revenge" where the tech support person evens the score on very mad clueless customers. A 3-hour hilarious read! NBA Commercial (author Fox Network) "Whazzup: What Are You Doing?" Budweiser commercial (author Budweiser Co.) "Whazzup Grandma?" Budweiser commercial (author Budweiser Co.) "Budwanker Losers" Budweiser commercial spoof Student Blooper World! the most HILARIOUS excerpts I've EVER read on the 'net! "Kiss This Guy" Misunderstood Lyrics Collection do you ever get the words from a popular song wrong and get embarrased when you learn the right words? Here's a vast collection from many people along with the correct lyrics. Dilbert Comics Home Page Top Reasons Why "Star Wars" is better than "Titanic" Macbeth (Star Wars parody) an amateur rendition of Shakespeare's "MacBeth" set in a Star Wars atmosphere. Seems a high school project, albeit a well-made one. You need Real Player or QuickTime to download it. Joke Collection from the Rec.Humor.Funny Usenet Newsgroup Jump the Shark a huge site which lists hundreds of television programs, giving users the chance to vote on what point on the program did it start to become a bad show. When a show after so many (or none or never) seasons of airing seems worthy to end, it is said to "jump the shark". Find your favorite programs and see what people said!

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