My Most Embarrassing, Silly, Unusual Moments
I'm...um...so glad
you took the special effort to find that little link to this page. (My life is ruined! :)
- pouring orange juice in my cereal.
- starring at an attractive blonde from behind and then
turning around, realizing he's a man.
- wearing no shirt under my high school graduation gown
because I didn't bring a dress shirt with me
- preparing a deposit at a bank for a paycheck that's on
direct deposit.
- asking where Nigers is in a junior high social studies class
but accidentally mispronouncing it if you know what I mean.
- hitting my head on the pool wall when doing backstroke
- effortfully steering a squeaky, wheel-shot cart through
a grocery store.
- thinking I bought frozen fries at a French hypermarket when
studying abroad in college and finding out in cooking that
it's sticks of squid.
- ordering "soda" for Coke in a Sri Lankan beach restaurant and got
club soda instead (& thought it was a new Sprite import!)
- figuring a tip w/ a friend within earshot of the waitress
- locking a car door with the windows down
- trying to give an honest answer to a 5-year old asking "Don't you
think
kissing a girl on the lips is yucky?"
- running in Gran Central (Manhattan) for a train that's ARRIVING from
Connecticut.
- having a team trying to hold hands in water rafts down an Action Park
ride and wind up losing grip, having the raft yanked
underneath you, and riding the rest of the bumpy ride
backwards on your poor thin bathing suited behind (I kind
of enjoyed that, actually :).
...hopefully no more will come to mind.
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