My Most Embarrassing, Silly, Unusual Moments

• pouring orange juice in my cereal.
• starring at an attractive blonde from behind and then turning around, realizing he's a man.
• wearing no shirt under my high school graduation gown because I didn't bring a dress shirt with me
• preparing a deposit at a bank for a paycheck that's on direct deposit.
• asking where Nigers is in a junior high social studies class but accidentally mispronouncing it if you know what I mean.
• hitting my head on the pool wall when doing backstroke
• effortfully steering a squeaky, wheel-shot cart through a grocery store.
• thinking I bought frozen fries at a French hypermarket when studying abroad in college and finding out in cooking that it's sticks of squid.
• ordering "soda" for Coke in a Sri Lankan beach restaurant and got club soda instead (& thought it was a new Sprite import!)
• figuring a tip w/ a friend within earshot of the waitress
• locking a car door with the windows down
• trying to give an honest answer to a 5-year old asking "Don't you think kissing a girl on the lips is yucky?"
• running in Gran Central (Manhattan) for a train that's ARRIVING from Connecticut.
• having a team trying to hold hands in water rafts down an Action Park ride and wind up losing grip, having the raft yanked underneath you, and riding the rest of the bumpy ride backwards on your poor thin bathing suited behind (I kind of enjoyed that, actually :).

...hopefully no more will come to mind.

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